Bear Hunting | ||||
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A hunter, out in the woods, spots this huge grizzly. Taking careful aim
with his rifle, he fires. After the smoke clears, the man rushes to the
spot only to find the grizzly gone. Feeling a tap on his shoulder, the
hunter turns and finds himself face to face with the grizzly, who says,
"You have 2 choices, either I rip you limb from limb or you can drop your
pants and let me ass fuck you." The man not wanting to die drops his pants.
The hunter now in immense pain drags himself back to town where he purchases a rocket launcher. Going out into the woods and seeing the bear, he fires. There is a HUGE explosion and shrapnel flies everywhere. When the commotion dies down, the grizzly's body is not to be found. Feeling a tap on his shoulder he turns to see the bear, who says, "you're not in this for the hunting are you?" |
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